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I just received a call from a florist looking for a Mr. C. I apologized and suggested the florist had the wrong number. "Oh gosh, he even got the phone number wrong. Are you sure your name isn't Paul?"

I answered that I was not, in fact, a Paul, but also observed that I loved flowers and was rather jealous that Paul was getting flowers instead of me.

Paul, your boy is very sweet but not up to date on your details. You might wanna update his phone contacts next time you see him.