Playing with #Mycroft.
ME: "Hey, Jarvis."
JARVIS: [CHEERFUL BLEEP]
ME: "Tell me about this day in history."
JARVIS: [On this day in 1002 – English king Æthelred II orders the killing of all Danes in England, known today as the St. Brice's Day massacre.]
ME: *spits coffee* "holy shit!"