Conversation

Me: "Do people really say 'pop quiz' in America?" Sure we do.

Her: Uh, no.

Me: What? Sure we do.

Her: In class maybe. Elsewhere, eeenh.

Me: Yaknow what? Imma use it in the first email I send today!

Her: ... you dick. You utter fartknocker.

Me: Meheheheh! POP QUIZ HOTSHOT!