"I do not use your crappy confusing dog’s arse of an application not because I do not care about my privacy or because I lack the necessary technical knowledge but because my name is Amanda and I’m a brain surgeon who works over 60 hours a week and has three kids at home. I simply do not have enough hours in the day to devote to deciphering the mess you just dumped on my lap to save yourself the effort of thinking about anyone else but yourself while developing it."
Thanks @aral