Conversation

Tele-surveyer: "Hi! I'm bla bla with the CDC and I'm calling with an important survey about immunization of children do you have-"

Me: "Imma stop you right there chief, I don't have kids."

Wife: [BITES BACK LAUGHTER]

TS: "Um... "

TS: "Are you sure? Could you go check?"

Me: "Do WHAT now??"

Wife: [FALLS OUT OF CHAIR]