"Oh, no! Your eyes are all red! Have you been crying?"
"Kinda. I hate this time of year."
"Why, what's wrong?"
"I'm allergic to sex."
"Um. Okay. As Elves, we-"
"Plant sex. Whatchacallit. Pollen."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure. I've got to find a dwarf mine to move in to."
"Legolas!"
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