Conversation

H: "How can you live in New Mexico and not know what Lent is?"
[PAUSE]
H: "I like how you have no response to that statement."
Me: "I'm still working on the idea that people don't know the difference between a lamb and a goat!"

(For the record neither of us are xian, but 1 outta 3 people in NM is Roman Catholic and they take Lent VERY seriously here.)