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1. Awaken.

2. Feed cats.

3. Make coffee, hashbrowns, eggs. Add extra ketchup, safe in the knowledge that you're alone in a judgement-free space.

4. Eat breakfast. Reach for allergy pills. Notice blob of ketchup on shirt.

5. Suck ketchup from shirt. Ketchup is now on writst.

6. Attempt to lick ketchup off wrist.

7. GAILY FESTOON OFFICE DESK AND FLOOR WITH ALLERGY PILLS.

8. Spend next several minutes fending off cats and cleaning up claritin.