Conversation

Straight people: Gay people are exactly like straight people in every single way except for when they have sex and that is the only difference

Gay people: Okay there's a few more ways that—

Straight people: No it's like a DND character sheet where everything is the same but that one stat is flipped.

Gays: Uhh

Straights: I'm just saying, being gay can't mean anything that makes me even slightly uncomfortable and if it does that's your fault, not mine.