"The Ethics Board says we can't abduct Humans for the Galactic Zoo."
"Told you."
"So we asked for volunteers."
"Human volunteers?"
"Yes."
"You asked the most curious, reckless, and inventive species we've ever found for volunteers?"
"We got lots!"
"What's your security budget?"
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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin (microsff@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jun-2022 08:48:19 UTC Micro SF/F stories by O Westin -
Micro SF/F stories by O Westin (microsff@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jun-2022 10:19:26 UTC Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @oblomov
I'm more of a Tumblr than Reddit person, so I think of the genre of unstoppable lovable dumbass geniuses as "Humans are space orcs". -
Oblomov (oblomov@sociale.network)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jun-2022 10:19:27 UTC Oblomov -
Micro SF/F stories by O Westin (microsff@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Jul-2022 08:06:11 UTC Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @oblomov
This is true. -
Oblomov (oblomov@sociale.network)'s status on Friday, 01-Jul-2022 08:06:12 UTC Oblomov @MicroSFF Yeah, but that doesn't have compact tag representation ;-)
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