A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"We come in peace," they said, "Take us to your librarian."
"Er... Don't you mean our leader?"
"Why? We already have leaders."
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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin (microsff@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-2022 16:03:52 UTC Micro SF/F stories by O Westin -
Micro SF/F stories by O Westin (microsff@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-2022 18:57:43 UTC Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @WizardOfDocs That's how alien they are, these aliens.
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Alex Says No(vember) (wizardofdocs@wandering.shop)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-2022 18:57:44 UTC Alex Says No(vember) @MicroSFF how do they not have librarians??
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Tony J Wells (tonyjwells@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-2022 20:28:23 UTC Tony J Wells @MicroSFF They need a 150th anniversary edition of Middlemarch, the Thursday night knitting circle team that meets on room 5, and a working fax machine.
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Li/Лі (monsoonrains@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-2022 22:18:29 UTC Li/Лі @MicroSFF Like Lesley Knope said, librarians are the biker gangs of civil servants.
Of course the aliens want to know them.
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Dawn Tåke 🏳️⚧️ (tourma@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Nov-2022 01:01:56 UTC Dawn Tåke 🏳️⚧️ @MicroSFF
Turns out they need to print something and their printer at home isn't working.Hopefully they remember their email's password. :P
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JoCMastodon (jocmastodon@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Nov-2022 02:12:29 UTC JoCMastodon @MicroSFF Well, librarians ARE the best.
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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin (microsff@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Nov-2022 16:28:59 UTC Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @cabanur They have posted my stories in the past, with no attribution.
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cabanur (cabanur@owo.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Nov-2022 16:29:02 UTC cabanur @MicroSFF that sounds like something I'd see in r/writingPrompts
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