Notices tagged with joke, page 11
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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #120: we just switched to FDDI.
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There was a dentist named Malone who had a young girl patient alone. In his depravity, he filled the wrong cavity, God, how his practice has grown! !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #398: Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Claire: Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in! !joke
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!joke Q: What do cars eat on their toast? A: Traffic jam.
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Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth." !joke
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!joke There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Orange: Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? !joke
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!joke The worst thing about jokes is the ridiculous TTL :P - dcept905
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Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke
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!joke Q: What's the biggest pencil in the world? A: Pennsylvania.
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
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!joke Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator.
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There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #419: Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem
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There once was a lass called Louise, whose cunt smelt like Limburger Cheese, she leaked so much grunge, that she purchased a sponge, that sopped up the muck to her knees. !joke
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!joke There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty, who lifted her nightie, T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
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Knock knock: Whose there? Howie: Howie who? Howie gonna hide this body? !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
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