Notices tagged with joke, page 12
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Knock knock: Whose there? Boo: Boo who? It's ok, don't cry! !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!" !joke
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!joke The sad thing about german #Wikipedia is... deleted for not being relevant. - 0x52_de
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, gently stroking his madam. And great was his mirth, for on all of this earth, there were only two balls and he had 'em! !joke
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!joke There was a young man from the Coast, who had an affair with a ghost. At the height of orgasm, said the pallid phantasm, "I think I can feel it -- almost!"
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Stanley, an anal young fool, made sculptures out of his stool. His version of "A Thinker" was really a stinker, but the portrait of Madonna was cool! !joke
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!joke Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it'd be a foot!
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Knock knock: Whose there? Howie: Howie who? Howie gonna hide this body? !joke
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!joke There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, when she found she had no tit for Tat.
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Confucius say, "Man who smoke pot will choke on handle." !joke
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!joke Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell. - deinspanjer
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!joke Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
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Yo momma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi! !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #105: UPS interrupted the server's power
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There was a man from Capri, who tried to piss over a tree. The tree was too high, and it dripped in his eye, and now the poor dude can't see. !joke
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!joke The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the lightbulb. - TimelessP
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
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A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke
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