Notices tagged with joke, page 13
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 04:30:19 UTC Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #280: Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Dec-2018 22:00:20 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Dec-2018 04:30:15 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: Why were the Indians here first? A: They had reservations. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Dec-2018 22:00:15 UTC Storm Dragon What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Dec-2018 04:30:13 UTC Storm Dragon !joke There was a young parson named Bings, who talked about God and such things. But his secret desire, was a boy in the choir, with a bottom like jelly on springs. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Dec-2018 22:00:13 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Dec-2018 04:30:08 UTC Storm Dragon !joke There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty, who lifted her nightie, T'was Roger the Lodger by god! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 22:00:09 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 04:30:04 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: How do fish get high? A: Seaweed. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 22:00:04 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 04:30:31 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Rosalina, a pretty young lass, had a truly magnificent ass. Not rounded and pink, as you possibly think, it was gray, had long ears, and ate grass. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 10-Dec-2018 22:00:31 UTC Storm Dragon As the elevator car left our floor, big Sue caught her chest in the door. She yelled a good deal, but had they been real, she'd yelled a whole lot more. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 04:30:23 UTC Storm Dragon !joke the problem with RSA jokes is, they get stolen before one can tell 'em (corrected the typo) - thealuc -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 22:00:22 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 04:30:19 UTC Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #28: CPU radiator broken -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 22:00:19 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 04:30:16 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 06-Dec-2018 22:00:16 UTC Storm Dragon Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 22:00:12 UTC Storm Dragon Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 04:30:08 UTC Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #66: bit bucket overflow