Notices tagged with joke, page 14
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A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke
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!joke I don't make SQLi jokes myself, I get them FROM USERS - Complex360
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Boss: Shouting "Little Johnny come to my office right now..." Little Johnny: "Yes sir"! Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?" Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right". Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?" Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"! Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?" Little Johnny: "I told him he's right!" !joke
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!joke There was an old man name Toot, who had warts all over his root. He put acid on these, and now when he pees, he fingers his root like a flute.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Orange: Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? !joke
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Les gilets jaunes demandent un skatepark dans chaque arrondissement de Paris...
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!joke the worst thing about Tor jokes is that no one gets where you're coming from - switchingtoguns
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There once was a fellow named Potts, who was prone to having the trots. But his humble abode, was without a commode. So his carpet was covered with spots. !joke
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!joke There once was a fellow O'Doole, who found little red spots on his tool. His doctor, a cynic, said, "get out of me clinic, and wipe off that lipstick you fool!"
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Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand."
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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." !joke
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!joke There was a young girl named McCall, whose cunt was exceedingly small. But the size of her anus, was something quite heinous. It could hold seven dicks and one ball.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Claire: Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in! !joke
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!joke There was a young squaw of Wohunt, who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, produced no papooses, and fitted both giant and runt.
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Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. !joke
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!joke Having a good laugh with. 'MySQL is angry with me, "did you break it?" she asks; "yes" I said, "I DROP DATABASE"'. - yvesvanlaer
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There was a young poet named Dan, whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, he said, "Yes, I know, It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can." !joke
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!joke Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
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There once was a man from Australia, who had extra-large genitalia. He said to his bride, "don't try to hide, 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya." !joke
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