Notices tagged with joke, page 15
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!joke The best thing about Bitcoin jokes is that they're always funnier the next time you tell them. - shazow
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Yo momma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. !joke
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!joke Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell. - deinspanjer
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."
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Confucius say, "Man who enter plain sideways going to Bangkok" !joke
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!joke The worst thing about HTML jokes is that your audience doesn't always GET it. - voqo
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
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!joke There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it."
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There once was a bird with a golden bill, it came to purch on my windowsill. I lured it in with a piece of bread, then I squashed its fucking head! !joke
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!joke If you GET an HTTP joke, you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD. - itpastorn
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Why do mermaid wear sea-shells? Because b-shells are too small. !joke
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!joke WEP cracking - the first sport to introduce replay - CwGGeNiuS
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true, daisy, Daisy, wouldn't you like to screw? I really must beg your pardon, but I've got a hell of a hard-on. From beating my meat, against the seat, of a bicycle built for two. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #189: SCSI's too wide.
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
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A blond lady was sick of everyone saying blonds are dumb, so she decided to prove them wrong. She memorized the capitol for each state. The next day, as a coworker started telling a blond joke, she interupted, "Stop that," she said, "we are just as smart as anyone else, and I'll prove it. Ask me what the capitol of any state is and I will tell you." "Ok," the coworker replied, "How about Alabama?" "A" she exclaimed. !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
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