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  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 04:31:10 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The best thing about Bitcoin jokes is that they're always funnier the next time you tell them. - shazow
    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 04:31:10 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 22:01:09 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 22:01:09 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 04:31:06 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell. - deinspanjer
    In conversation Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 04:31:06 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 23-Nov-2018 22:01:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." !joke
    In conversation Friday, 23-Nov-2018 22:01:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 23-Nov-2018 04:31:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."
    In conversation Friday, 23-Nov-2018 04:31:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 22:01:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Man who enter plain sideways going to Bangkok" !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 22:01:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 04:30:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The worst thing about HTML jokes is that your audience doesn't always GET it. - voqo
    In conversation Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 04:30:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 22:00:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 22:00:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 04:30:55 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock.
    In conversation Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 04:30:55 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Nov-2018 22:00:54 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 20-Nov-2018 22:00:54 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Nov-2018 04:30:51 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it."
    In conversation Tuesday, 20-Nov-2018 04:30:51 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 22:00:51 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a bird with a golden bill, it came to purch on my windowsill. I lured it in with a piece of bread, then I squashed its fucking head! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 19-Nov-2018 22:00:51 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 04:30:51 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke If you GET an HTTP joke, you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD. - itpastorn
    In conversation Monday, 19-Nov-2018 04:30:51 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 22:00:48 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Why do mermaid wear sea-shells? Because b-shells are too small. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 22:00:48 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 04:30:44 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke WEP cracking - the first sport to introduce replay - CwGGeNiuS
    In conversation Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 04:30:44 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 22:00:43 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true, daisy, Daisy, wouldn't you like to screw? I really must beg your pardon, but I've got a hell of a hard-on. From beating my meat, against the seat, of a bicycle built for two. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 22:00:43 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 04:30:40 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #189: SCSI's too wide.
    In conversation Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 04:30:40 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-2018 04:30:36 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
    In conversation Friday, 16-Nov-2018 04:30:36 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 22:00:37 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A blond lady was sick of everyone saying blonds are dumb, so she decided to prove them wrong. She memorized the capitol for each state. The next day, as a coworker started telling a blond joke, she interupted, "Stop that," she said, "we are just as smart as anyone else, and I'll prove it. Ask me what the capitol of any state is and I will tell you." "Ok," the coworker replied, "How about Alabama?" "A" she exclaimed. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 22:00:37 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 04:30:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 04:30:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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