Notices tagged with joke, page 16
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 22:00:32 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 04:30:29 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Confucius say, "Woman sit on mans lap in car soon get hotrod." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 22:00:28 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat it aint funny !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 04:30:25 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: What's the importance of punctuation? A: You can either help your uncle, Jack, off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 22:00:27 UTC Storm Dragon Confucius say, "Man who read woman like book prefer Braille." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 04:30:06 UTC Storm Dragon !joke In the check out at the store, a nun was advising the poor. "Hey you in front! That's to many items you cunt! And they don't take food stamps for beer ya dumb whore!" -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 22:00:07 UTC Storm Dragon What are the best kind of letters to read in hot weather? Fan mail. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 04:30:03 UTC Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #411: Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Nov-2018 22:00:02 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Shelby: Shelby who? Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Nov-2018 04:30:12 UTC Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #466: Your machine had the fuses in backwards. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 05-Nov-2018 22:00:11 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 05-Nov-2018 04:30:08 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 04-Nov-2018 22:00:07 UTC Storm Dragon How do you reuse a condom? Shake the fuck out of it! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 04-Nov-2018 03:30:04 UTC Storm Dragon !joke There once was a man from Australia, who had extra-large genitalia. He said to his bride, 'don't try to hide, 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya.' -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 03-Nov-2018 21:00:03 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Claire: Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 03-Nov-2018 03:31:49 UTC Storm Dragon !joke PPP jokes are always between two people - yoshicool -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 02-Nov-2018 21:01:48 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 02-Nov-2018 03:31:46 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Every Inception joke was a TOR joke first. - bonsaiviking -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 21:01:44 UTC Storm Dragon A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 03:31:41 UTC Storm Dragon !joke There was a young plumber of Leigh, who was plumbing a young maid by the sea. Said the maid, "cease your plumbing, I think someone's coming.", said the plumber, still plumbing, "it's me!"