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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 21:01:40 UTC Storm Dragon
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Knock knock: Whose there? Mikey: Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 03:31:37 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth."

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 21:01:32 UTC Storm Dragon
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Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 03:31:29 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke There was a young man from Maine, whose prick was as strong as a crane. It was almost as long, so he strolled with his dong, extended in sunshine and rain.

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 03:31:25 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Q: What do cars eat on their toast? A: Traffic jam.

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 21:01:24 UTC Storm Dragon
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Knock knock: Whose there? Madam: Madam who? Madam finger's stuck in the door! !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 03:31:21 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Confucius say, "All men eat, but Fu Manchu."

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-2018 21:01:21 UTC Storm Dragon
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A virgin emerged from her bath, in a state of righteous wrath. For she'd been deflowered, when she bent as she showered, cause the handle was right in her path. !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-2018 03:31:16 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Confucius say, "Naked man fear no pick pocket."

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 21:01:16 UTC Storm Dragon
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Your momma so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 03:31:13 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke A: Why is a tomato red? Q: It saw the salad dressing.

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2018 03:31:08 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right. - Panky9

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 21:01:08 UTC Storm Dragon
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There once was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of venus, he played with his penis, and woke up with a hand full of goo. !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 03:31:05 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke The good thing about NoSQL jokes is, they scale well for larger audiences. - twiterfroeschli

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 21:01:05 UTC Storm Dragon
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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette. !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 03:31:01 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke I could tell you some IPX jokes but they are all topical and based on events from the early 90's - csatl

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 21:01:00 UTC Storm Dragon
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Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 03:30:56 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen, so seldom are clean. And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 21:00:56 UTC Storm Dragon
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Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 03:30:53 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke The problem with Napster jokes is that everyone has a slightly different version. - webmat

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