Notices tagged with joke, page 18

Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 21:00:56 UTC Storm Dragon
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Yo momma so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 03:30:49 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs."

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 21:00:48 UTC Storm Dragon
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Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 03:30:44 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 21:00:45 UTC Storm Dragon
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Confucius say, "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 03:30:40 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Q: Why did the condom fly across the room? A: Because it was pissed off.

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 21:00:40 UTC Storm Dragon
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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 03:30:37 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Q: What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A minor B-flat!

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 15-Oct-2018 21:00:36 UTC Storm Dragon
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 15-Oct-2018 03:30:33 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh!

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 21:00:32 UTC Storm Dragon
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How do you count cows? With a cowculator. !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 03:30:29 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Confucius say, "Woman laid in tomb may become mummy."

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 21:00:30 UTC Storm Dragon
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Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" !joke

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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 19:19:34 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱

Darn it, saw this sign, apparently this place is closed.
#humor #grammar #joke #jokes
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 03:30:25 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who keep feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants."

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 12-Oct-2018 21:00:24 UTC Storm Dragon
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Yo momma so fat, to get her pregnant your dad had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 12-Oct-2018 03:30:20 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke BOFH excuse #22: monitor resolution too high

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 21:00:20 UTC Storm Dragon
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Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. !joke

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 03:30:17 UTC Storm Dragon
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!joke Yeah, we really need some sort of control message for when the feed gets congested... a protocol... - 0xabad1dea

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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 21:00:15 UTC Storm Dragon
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Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke

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