Notices tagged with joke, page 19
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 03:30:13 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #263: It's stuck in the Web. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 21:00:12 UTC
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Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 03:30:08 UTC
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!joke There was a man from Madras, who fucked a young girl in the grass. But the hot Spanish sun, spoiled half his fun, by burning the skin on his ass! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 08-Oct-2018 03:30:04 UTC
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!joke The great thing about Teredo jokes is that you can tell smart jokes even when surrounded by dumb peers. - tv -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 07-Oct-2018 21:00:04 UTC
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Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 07-Oct-2018 03:31:52 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #95: Pentium FDIV bug -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 06-Oct-2018 21:01:51 UTC
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 06-Oct-2018 03:31:48 UTC
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!joke Q: Did you hear about the drunk frog? A: He barley hops! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 05-Oct-2018 21:01:48 UTC
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What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 04-Oct-2018 21:01:43 UTC
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Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirit !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 04-Oct-2018 03:31:40 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who learn to masturbate come in handy." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 21:01:40 UTC
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Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 03:31:36 UTC
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!joke There once was a fair young lass, her body was made out of glass. From there you could note, what went on in her throat, and all the way down to her ass. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 21:01:35 UTC
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Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 03:31:32 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 01-Oct-2018 21:01:32 UTC
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There was a young girl named McCall, whose cunt was exceedingly small. But the size of her anus, was something quite heinous. It could hold seven dicks and one ball. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 01-Oct-2018 03:31:28 UTC
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!joke There was a young vampire called Mable, whose periods were particularly stable. By the light of the moon, with the aid of a spoon, she could drink herself under the table! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2018 21:01:27 UTC
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There was a young Rabbi from peru, who was vainly attempting to screw. His wife said, "Oi vey, If you keep up this way. The Messiah will come before you do." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2018 03:31:24 UTC
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!joke There was a young parson named Bings, who talked about God and such things. But his secret desire, was a boy in the choir, with a bottom like jelly on springs. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Sep-2018 21:01:24 UTC
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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. !joke