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  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Sep-2018 03:31:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite!
    In conversation Saturday, 29-Sep-2018 03:31:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 23:41:05 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱

    "rm -rf /" is the most versatile command you have. Some of the miracles it can perform simply by running it.

    * gets all test coverage in any language to 100%

    * Performs compression at an infinite compression ratio.

    * Completely secures your system against hackers

    * Reduces boot time to a fraction of a second

    * Encrypts all your data using a completely fool proof algorithm that can never be cracked

    * Completely protects your system against lost data in the future, if you ever loose a file just recreate it using a zero-fill and youll restore it perfectly!

    #humor #joke #jokes #linux #terminal

    In conversation Friday, 28-Sep-2018 23:41:05 UTC from qoto.org permalink
  3. 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 23:39:26 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱

    "rm -rf /" is the most versatile command you have. Some of the miracles it can perform simply by running it.

    * gets all test coverage in any language to 100%

    * Performs compression at an infinite compression ratio.

    * Completely secures your system against hackers

    * Reduces boot time to a fraction of a secong

    * Encrypts all your data using a completely fool proof algorithm that can never be cracked

    * Completely protects your system against lost data in the future, if you ever loose a file just recreate it using a zero-fill and youll restore it perfectly!

    #humor #joke #jokes #linux #terminal

    In conversation Friday, 28-Sep-2018 23:39:26 UTC from qoto.org permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 21:01:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Hatch: Hatch who? Bless you! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 28-Sep-2018 21:01:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 03:31:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
    In conversation Friday, 28-Sep-2018 03:31:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 21:01:15 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 21:01:15 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 03:31:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #53: Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming
    In conversation Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 03:31:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 21:01:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Confucius say, "Man who sit on hot stove soon rise again." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 21:01:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 03:31:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: What do you call a noodle in disguise? A: An impasta!
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 03:31:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 21:01:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, when she found she had no tit for Tat. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 21:01:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 03:31:04 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There was a young girl named Denise, Whose pubes hung down to her knees. The crabs got together, To knit her a sweater, So in winter her twat wouldn't freeze.
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 03:31:04 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2018 21:01:03 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!" !joke
    In conversation Monday, 24-Sep-2018 21:01:03 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2018 16:32:26 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱

    I'm going to have to wait WAYYY too long to use this punchline...

    #humor #joke #comedy #jokes

    In conversation Monday, 24-Sep-2018 16:32:26 UTC from qoto.org permalink

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  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:30:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #49: Bogon emissions
    In conversation Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:30:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 21:01:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    An amazon giantess named Dunne, Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt, Was engulfed in her cunt, And re-born as the twin of his son. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 21:01:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 03:30:56 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #387: Your computer's union contract is set to expire at midnight.
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 03:30:56 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 21:00:56 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Why was the homosexual fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 21:00:56 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 03:30:51 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There once was a man from Racine, who invented a fucking machine. concave and convex, it fucked either sex, and jerked off itself in between.
    In conversation Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 03:30:51 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-2018 21:00:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird." !joke
    In conversation Friday, 21-Sep-2018 21:00:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-2018 03:30:48 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "He who eat jellybeans fart in Technicolor."
    In conversation Friday, 21-Sep-2018 03:30:48 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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