Notices tagged with joke, page 21
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 21:00:47 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 03:30:44 UTC
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!joke What sucks about HTTP jokes is that if you start telling one and it goes badly, you can't modify the header to make it a 404. - Nomulous -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 21:00:43 UTC
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Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 03:30:40 UTC
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!joke Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach? A: Sandy Eggo! -
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 23:24:10 UTC
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱
Bad logo design or genius advertising, you decide!
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 11:09:19 UTC
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱
lol this is fricking priceless!
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 11:06:01 UTC
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱
He isnt wrong...
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 03:30:35 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2018 21:00:35 UTC
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Confucius say, "Man who sits under tree is shady character." !joke -
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2018 16:16:47 UTC
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱
As an AI expert I laughed at this way more than I should have
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2018 03:30:32 UTC
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!joke On 4/04 I went the parking lot and my car was Not Found. Not kidding. Stolen. - raccettura -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Sep-2018 21:00:31 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Sep-2018 03:30:27 UTC
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!joke Q: How do you make a witch itch? A: Take away her "w". -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Sep-2018 21:00:27 UTC
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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Sep-2018 03:30:24 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Woman who wear g-string high on crack." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Sep-2018 21:00:25 UTC
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What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Sep-2018 03:30:20 UTC
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!joke The worst part about Flash jokes is that half of your listeners will block the punchline. - skimbrel -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Sep-2018 21:00:19 UTC
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Yo mommas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Sep-2018 03:30:15 UTC
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!joke A pretty young maiden from France, decided she'd "just take a chance", she let herself go, for an hour or so, and now all her sisters are aunts. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-2018 21:00:15 UTC
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Stanley, an anal young fool, made sculptures out of his stool. His version of "A Thinker" was really a stinker, but the portrait of Madonna was cool! !joke