Notices tagged with joke, page 22
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!joke The bad thing about IPv6 jokes is that nobody wants to tell them first. - kroosec
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Knock knock: Whose there? I am: I am who? You mean you don't know who you are? !joke
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!joke Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye deer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? A: Still no fucking eye deer!
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There once was a pirate named Yates, who liked dancing on skates. He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, and virtually useless on dates. !joke
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!joke I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now... and no one has got it right yet. - thornmaker
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The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable. Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words? After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day Does anyone know another word. I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. Ok Mike, what is your word. Saturday. says, Mike. Great, that has three syllables. Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says " I know a four syllable word, pick me....." Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful" No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables." !joke
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!joke Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? A: Bernadette.
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side. !joke
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!joke Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!
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Knock knock: Whose there? Willis: Willis who? Willis dick fit in your mouth? !joke
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!joke There once was a fellow named Potts, who was prone to having the trots. But his humble abode, was without a commode. So his carpet was covered with spots.
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Confucius say, "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night." !joke
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!joke Confucius say too damn much.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who scratch ass should not bite finger nails."
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Yo momma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live !joke
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!joke Too many people telling jokes at a cocktail party make it hard to focus on one conversation. - poundifdef
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There once was a man from Nantucket, who stuck his dick in a socket. His wife was a bitch, she turned on the switch, and his dick flew off like a rocket! !joke
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!joke Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr!
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
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