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!joke BOFH excuse #324: Your packets were eaten by the terminator
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
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!joke SSH 1.33 and/or 1.5 protocol jokes are useless. - dummybert
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Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up !joke
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!joke There once was a man with a member, That would only stand up in December. He said, "It's too cold, for a hard-on so bold, I wish it would work in September!"
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What's the difference between a pygmy tribe and a high school girls track team? The pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning little runts. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #33: piezo-electric interference
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The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable. Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words? After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day Does anyone know another word. I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. Ok Mike, what is your word. Saturday. says, Mike. Great, that has three syllables. Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says " I know a four syllable word, pick me....." Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful" No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables." !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #141: disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke
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!joke Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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There lived a man in Bombay, who made a cunt out of clay. But the heat from his prick, turned it to brick And it ripped all his foreskin away. !joke
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!joke There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, when she found she had no tit for Tat.
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There lived a man in Bombay, who made a cunt out of clay. But the heat from his prick, turned it to brick And it ripped all his foreskin away. !joke
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!joke There once was a fair young lass, her body was made out of glass. From there you could note, what went on in her throat, and all the way down to her ass.
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There once was a man named Mort, whose dick was decidedly short. When he climbed into bed, his girlfriend said, "that's not a dick it's a wart!" !joke
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Coming soon @elbinario @foo @aab #gnusocial #joke https://gnusocial.net/attachment/1291318
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!joke There was a young Rabbi from peru, who was vainly attempting to screw. His wife said, "Oi vey, If you keep up this way. The Messiah will come before you do."
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Knock knock: Whose there? Scold: Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating! !joke
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!joke There once was a pirate named Yates, who liked dancing on skates. He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, and virtually useless on dates.
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