Notices tagged with joke, page 25
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 21:00:36 UTC
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Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in own pew." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 03:30:33 UTC
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!joke Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true, daisy, Daisy, wouldn't you like to screw? I really must beg your pardon, but I've got a hell of a hard-on. From beating my meat, against the seat, of a bicycle built for two. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 21:00:32 UTC
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There once was a girl from Aberystwyth, who took corn to the mill to make grits with. The miller's son, Jack, laid her flat on her back, and united the organs they piss with! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 03:30:30 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #435: Internet shut down due to maintenance -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 06-Aug-2018 21:00:31 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Owls go: Owls go who? Thats right! Owls go who! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 06-Aug-2018 03:30:26 UTC
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!joke Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A: A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 21:00:27 UTC
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Yo momma so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 03:30:23 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #281: The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the ISDN server. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 21:00:22 UTC
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How do fish get high? Seaweed. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 03:30:20 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Elevator smell different to a midget." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 21:00:20 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 03:30:17 UTC
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!joke There are 10 possibilities when you tell a binary joke. Either people get it or they don't - svindlerdk -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 21:00:17 UTC
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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 03:30:13 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 21:00:12 UTC
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There was an old man from Harrow, who tried to have sex with a sparrow, the sparrow said "No, you can't have a go, as the hole in my ass is too narrow." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 03:30:09 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #62: need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 21:00:10 UTC
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Yo mommas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 03:30:07 UTC
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!joke WHO HAS ANY ARP JOKES? - reconbot -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 30-Jul-2018 21:00:07 UTC
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 30-Jul-2018 03:30:02 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."