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  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 21:00:36 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in own pew." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 21:00:36 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 03:30:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true, daisy, Daisy, wouldn't you like to screw? I really must beg your pardon, but I've got a hell of a hard-on. From beating my meat, against the seat, of a bicycle built for two.
    In conversation Wednesday, 08-Aug-2018 03:30:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 21:00:32 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a girl from Aberystwyth, who took corn to the mill to make grits with. The miller's son, Jack, laid her flat on her back, and united the organs they piss with! !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 21:00:32 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 03:30:30 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #435: Internet shut down due to maintenance
    In conversation Tuesday, 07-Aug-2018 03:30:30 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 06-Aug-2018 21:00:31 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Owls go: Owls go who? Thats right! Owls go who! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 06-Aug-2018 21:00:31 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 06-Aug-2018 03:30:26 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A: A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.
    In conversation Monday, 06-Aug-2018 03:30:26 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 21:00:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 21:00:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 03:30:23 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #281: The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the ISDN server.
    In conversation Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 03:30:23 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 21:00:22 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    How do fish get high? Seaweed. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 21:00:22 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 03:30:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Elevator smell different to a midget."
    In conversation Saturday, 04-Aug-2018 03:30:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 21:00:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 03-Aug-2018 21:00:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 03:30:17 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There are 10 possibilities when you tell a binary joke. Either people get it or they don't - svindlerdk
    In conversation Friday, 03-Aug-2018 03:30:17 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 21:00:17 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 21:00:17 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 03:30:13 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs."
    In conversation Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 03:30:13 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 21:00:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was an old man from Harrow, who tried to have sex with a sparrow, the sparrow said "No, you can't have a go, as the hole in my ass is too narrow." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 21:00:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 03:30:09 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #62: need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem
    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 03:30:09 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 21:00:10 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo mommas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide" !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 21:00:10 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 03:30:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke WHO HAS ANY ARP JOKES? - reconbot
    In conversation Tuesday, 31-Jul-2018 03:30:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 30-Jul-2018 21:00:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke
    In conversation Monday, 30-Jul-2018 21:00:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 30-Jul-2018 03:30:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
    In conversation Monday, 30-Jul-2018 03:30:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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