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  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 21:03:19 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 21:03:19 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Cedric (cedric@mastodon.sergal.org)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 16:09:29 UTC Cedric Cedric

    may be offensive. #joke

    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 16:09:29 UTC from mastodon.sergal.org permalink

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  3. Logan Dice (logandice@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 13:04:51 UTC Logan Dice Logan Dice

    How did they build Stack Overflow before they had Stack Overflow?

    #programming #joke

    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 13:04:51 UTC from mastodon.social permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 03:33:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: Why is a river rich? A: It has banks on both sides!
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 03:33:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 21:03:15 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 21:03:15 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 03:33:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke BOFH excuse #101: Collapsed Backbone
    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 03:33:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 16-Jul-2018 21:03:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Yo momma so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 16-Jul-2018 21:03:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 16-Jul-2018 03:33:09 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #141: disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.
    In conversation Monday, 16-Jul-2018 03:33:09 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 21:03:09 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 21:03:09 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 03:33:06 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke BOFH excuse #126: it has Intel Inside
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 03:33:06 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 21:03:05 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    I tried sniffing coke once... The icecubes got stuck in my nose. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 21:03:05 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 03:33:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now... and no one has got it right yet. - thornmaker
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 03:33:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-2018 21:03:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    There was a young girl named McCall, whose cunt was exceedingly small. But the size of her anus, was something quite heinous. It could hold seven dicks and one ball. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 13-Jul-2018 21:03:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-2018 03:33:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke BOFH excuse #266: All of the packets are empty.
    In conversation Friday, 13-Jul-2018 03:33:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 21:02:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 21:02:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 03:32:55 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth."
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 03:32:55 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2018 03:32:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: Why is a river rich? A: It has banks on both sides!
    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Jul-2018 03:32:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 21:02:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Yo mommas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide" !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 21:02:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 03:32:49 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Confucius say, "Man with hole in pocket feel nuts."
    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 03:32:49 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jul-2018 03:32:43 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke BOFH excuse #380: Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over.
    In conversation Sunday, 08-Jul-2018 03:32:43 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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