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  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jul-2018 21:02:42 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    There was a young man from St. Paul's, who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's". Till he grew such a passion, for feminine fashion, that he knitted a snood for his balls. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 07-Jul-2018 21:02:42 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jul-2018 03:32:39 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: Why did the skeleton go to the funeral alone? A: Because he couldn't find anybody to go with him.
    In conversation Saturday, 07-Jul-2018 03:32:39 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 06-Jul-2018 21:02:39 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 06-Jul-2018 21:02:39 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. lumenwrites (lumen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-2018 08:41:02 UTC lumenwrites lumenwrites

    - Oh god, this homeless man is so scary and gross.
    - I had no idea you were such a hobofob.

    #joke #funny

    In conversation Tuesday, 03-Apr-2018 08:41:02 UTC from mastodon.social permalink
  5. Edgecontrol (edgecontrol@quitter.es)'s status on Sunday, 25-Feb-2018 16:26:57 UTC Edgecontrol Edgecontrol
    Nelson Mondort n'est plus sous amphétamines pour le gala de clôture. No dope pour Candeloro
    #joke
    In conversation Sunday, 25-Feb-2018 16:26:57 UTC from quitter.es permalink
  6. majestyx (majestyx@gnusocial.no)'s status on Friday, 23-Feb-2018 20:58:08 UTC majestyx majestyx
    • majestyx
    sure?
    is any contractor so stupid to quest the thief for 'security' ?! #LOL
    !Android "Enterprise Recommended requirements" nice #joke monkey tamer
    #fuckoffgoogle #googlebitches #datatheft
    In conversation Friday, 23-Feb-2018 20:58:08 UTC from gnusocial.no permalink
  7. Edgecontrol (edgecontrol@quitter.es)'s status on Friday, 23-Feb-2018 15:15:04 UTC Edgecontrol Edgecontrol
    Comunicado de la real federación de fútbol: todavía queda sitio en las academias de artes marciales, con todo el respeto para esos deportes algunos milenarios. 
    #joke
    In conversation Friday, 23-Feb-2018 15:15:04 UTC from quitter.es permalink
  8. Edgecontrol (edgecontrol@quitter.es)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 07:56:56 UTC Edgecontrol Edgecontrol
    De esta me apunto al nuevo "Wall"....
    #joke
    http://www.elmundo.es/tecnologia/2018/01/12/5a58a004ca4741bb2c8b4599.html
    In conversation Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 07:56:56 UTC from quitter.es permalink

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  9. majestyx (majestyx@gnusocial.no)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jan-2018 15:01:52 UTC majestyx majestyx
    in reply to
    • ToniQ.es
    • majestyx
    @coloco nice #joke :-) mhm, its on !andstatus #answer the same as #comment ? this is a #comment not'n A :-)
    In conversation Thursday, 11-Jan-2018 15:01:52 UTC from gnusocial.no permalink
  10. Kevie (kevie@community.highlandarrow.com)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 22:33:31 UTC Kevie Kevie
    After years of little change the local supermarket has decided to modernise. In the fruit and veg section it has an automatic water mist to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of   freshly mowed hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.  

    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore, I won't even go near that department!!!!! #Joke
    In conversation Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 22:33:31 UTC from community.highlandarrow.com permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2017 04:30:21 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke BOFH excuse #270: Someone has messed up the kernel pointers
    In conversation Saturday, 09-Dec-2017 04:30:21 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 09-Oct-2017 21:00:03 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke
    In conversation Monday, 09-Oct-2017 21:00:03 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 05-Oct-2017 21:00:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 05-Oct-2017 21:00:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Розовый Слон (melezh@soc.ialis.me)'s status on Sunday, 10-Sep-2017 06:12:26 UTC Розовый Слон Розовый Слон

    #cloud #storage #joke https://soc.ialis.me/media/N7Q18NeWSFmEJKoPjyM

    In conversation Sunday, 10-Sep-2017 06:12:26 UTC from soc.ialis.me permalink

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    1. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/001/385/234/original/c0ff8db9e8ab809f.jpg
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2017 21:00:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 13-Aug-2017 21:00:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2017 21:00:04 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 12-Aug-2017 21:00:04 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2017 03:30:05 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There once was a pirate named Yates, who liked dancing on skates. He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, and virtually useless on dates.
    In conversation Saturday, 12-Aug-2017 03:30:05 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Edgecontrol (edgecontrol@quitter.es)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2017 11:12:38 UTC Edgecontrol Edgecontrol
    Detienen los directores de la fábrica de adormideras  con la segunda mayor production en el mundo. 
    #joke
    In conversation Monday, 19-Jun-2017 11:12:38 UTC from quitter.es permalink
  19. majestyx (majestyx@gnusocial.no)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Feb-2017 15:17:01 UTC majestyx majestyx
    • majestyx
    no not a #joke
    certified as an Amazon Web Services administrator .....
    äh, it is a #product ......
    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Feb-2017 15:17:01 UTC from gnusocial.no permalink
  20. ziggys (ziggys@bobinas.p4g.club)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jan-2017 03:09:28 UTC ziggys ziggys
    in reply to
    • Kaiser
    @dogjaw the #joke is even worse if I have to explain 😂
    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Jan-2017 03:09:28 UTC from api permalink
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