For all my philly people...
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2019 11:22:03 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 -
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 17:15:49 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 Reality
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2019 17:13:48 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 lol this made me lose my shit.
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2019 11:46:47 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 I passed out pretty hard last night with my notebook and pens still out on my bed. Rolled all over them last night :(
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2019 10:07:21 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 I dunno seems a bit drastic to me...
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jul-2019 23:13:33 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 lol..
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 12:42:37 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 Meanwhile on Saturn...
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 11:34:21 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 Engage!
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 17:49:44 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 An oldie but a goodie
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 15:02:48 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 I think I finally found a pickup line worth adopting
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 23:10:24 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 Chameleon store owner sounds like a hard job...
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saxnot (saxnot@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 03-May-2019 17:43:07 UTC saxnot linux:
happymac:
Happywindows:
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Sunday, 10-Feb-2019 15:12:16 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 I always thought this about storm troopers.
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 07-Feb-2019 04:33:36 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 22:03:35 UTC Storm Dragon Why is the barn so noisy? Because the cows have horns. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 04:33:32 UTC Storm Dragon !joke The best thing about X.509 jokes is that you can revoke them if they aren't funny. - kaiengert -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 22:03:32 UTC Storm Dragon A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!" !joke -
🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 18:41:15 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 Note to self: in a next life don't come back as a roll of toilet paper.
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🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 (freemo@qoto.org)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 18:40:10 UTC 🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱 Note to self: in a next life don't come back as a roll of toilet paper.
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 04:33:28 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr!