Notices tagged with joke, page 8
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Yo momma so ugly she gotta sneak up on the water fountain to get a drink! !joke
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!joke Q: Why did the kid throw butter out the window? A: To see the butter fly!
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Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #139: UBNC (user brain not connected)
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Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke
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!joke The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence. - LnxPrgr3
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Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke
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!joke The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually - olix0r
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I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #82: Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who use vinegger for enema make strange pickles."
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Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #326: We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
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Yo momma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #58: high pressure system failure
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus driving down the road she said come back Twinkie !joke
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!joke There was a young squaw of Wohunt, who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, produced no papooses, and fitted both giant and runt.