Notices tagged with joke, page 9
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 22:02:51 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 04:32:47 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: What's the importance of punctuation? A: You can either help your uncle, Jack, off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 22:02:47 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Shelby: Shelby who? Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 04:32:44 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Confucius say, "Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unhygienic." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 22:02:43 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat she don't fit in this joke !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 04:32:40 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 04:32:36 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 22:02:36 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 04:32:33 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive? A: A Christler. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 22:02:33 UTC Storm Dragon Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 04:32:29 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke - neuropunks -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 22:02:28 UTC Storm Dragon There once was a fellow named Potts, who was prone to having the trots. But his humble abode, was without a commode. So his carpet was covered with spots. !joke -
Edgecontrol (edgecontrol@quitter.es)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 11:26:05 UTC Edgecontrol La Rave Party organizada por el Fuse en un túnel recién renovado en Bruselas, está soldout.
#RaveParty #Joke #XTC -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 04:32:26 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? A: Because it was rated arrr! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 22:02:26 UTC Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 04:32:22 UTC Storm Dragon !joke Confucius say, "Man who shoot blanks always miss mark." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 17-Jan-2019 22:02:21 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 17-Jan-2019 04:32:18 UTC Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #216: What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research sites And wow, aren't you the lucky one, your office is right over where the core is buried! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 22:02:17 UTC Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 04:32:14 UTC Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #420: Feature was not beta tested