Notices by 🌐Souvlaki Spook Station🍢🛰️ (anarchiv@todon.nl@todon.nl)

those weird noises a printer makes when you turn it on? that's excitement. arousal, even

In a federated social network, shidding and farding based offenses are considered especially heinous.
At Todon dot nl, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Shitpost Unit. These are their stories.

we post in a community

trespassers will be fed

is it true that "going to New Mexico" is Arizona slang for committing suicide?

why don't dogs symbolise good luck in any of our cultures. I feel like they should 🐕

what if Pokémon but eco-socialist

when I'm posting on the tl

sorry folks, I'll have to call it off. my fiancée asked me not to cum on a minion.

if this gets 1000 boosts i'll cum on a minion

so my neighbour on the same floor has this spyhole in the door and there has to be a red light source behind it because everytime I leave my apartment I look right at fucking HAL 9000

@radicalrobit
tired: abolish the police
wired: abolish the police and retrain them all as tick exterminators

no take on St. Anger can ever be as disappointing as the album itself

might fuck around and found a state with a bunch of guys named hank. new hankshire

hey young leftist friends. you're struggling to clearly and consisely define your ideology? let me tell you a secret. no one fucking cares. it's what you do, not what you declare that counts

under transhumanism, tea will be abolished. there will only be coffee

you don't like it, I don't like it, but we chose to go down that road as a culture

Guilt Wars 2

non-profits won't solve capitalism but 60 million trees are 60 million trees

90% of people who are "done with monogamy" are just bad at relationships and bound to suffer all the more with more partners

semi-regular reminder that the socialist libertarian tradition is much older than capitalist "libertarianism" and we shouldn't let them appropriate that term