Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 16

"And a Big Mac and a Filet-o-Fish... Ten Billion Credits!? WATABARGAIN!"

"Super-physics-take-a-coffee-break-antenna-flip!"

The phrase "Scotty if you ever mention that show again I'll stab you to death with my chin!" has wedged itself inconveniently in the front of my lobes and now I'm having to rewatch the damn thing.

Any other weeaboos around here remember the fandub "Fast Food Freedom Fighters?"

Guys. Guys today I met a Saw Whet owl and a Northern Pygmy Owl AND AN ELF OWL SERIOUSLY THIS THING IS THE SIZE OF A STARLING HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL

(Sauce: http://automotivesector.club/elf-owl-size/elf-owl-size-got-him-pass-my-black-marker-elf-owl-size-comparison/ )

@elpfen Brilliant. I once had a 7 day sourdough and it about broke me.

Why baking in winter is balls.

https://www.seriouseats.com/2018/01/how-to-troubleshoot-winter-baking-projects.html

#FuckThis #RiseDamnYou #baking

@bixbite You ain't kidding! Is it fallout from the tumblr pornpocalypse do you suppose?

@feoh @bootjack And thanks for the compliment! I don't often TV, but I've a fondness for the weird stuff.

@feoh Thanks! But actually it's all @bootjack 's fault as he pointed me at your toot as Relevant to my Interests. 😃

@feoh And listen to lots of KLF while reading it. 👍 👍 👍

@maenad *HUG* Good luck!

@joshmillard I was worried about that. =I Regardless, happy new beer!

@roli_skates Or a fender-bender. Or a transformer failing. "Guess that noise" is one of my favorite bedtime games.

@joshmillard Ok sorry for spamming the call-in line. Feel free to ignore all three of those Albuquerque calls as I was super tired when I saw the FPP.

OK #tumblr refugees help me out here. I wanna shitpost and repost and have something easily consumable by RSS. Do I do this:
A. On my self-hosted Wordpress site and do weekly roundups of images
B. On Mastodon through a secondary account
C. On some other service

Thots? Pillowfort might be a solution in the future but seems rather beta for now.

@bootjack @joshmillard I recently switched employers and had to sign up with their broker to access my 401K options. I attempted this on the date of my hire so my new work email wasn't there... what WAS there was my old dave@aol.com address from 1995 when they still had a call center on Jefferson and Osuna.

Coworker caught me with it and gave me SO MUCH SHADE for having an AOL address.

@sharp What're your results, sharp?

Bog bless Bill Wurtz

Writeup on the NYE #hotpot experiment: http://www.nmstreettaste.com/?p=600