Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 19

No I don't know where this came from either. Just found myself shouting it today on the drive to work. No, not AT anyone, just... yaknow, shouting. In the car. To myself.

HOT PANFRIED BUTTERY-NIPPLE FUCKSTICKS. (Just like grandma used to make!)

Today's hot take: Cheesecake is a cookie that is mostly icing. Stick THAT in your pietray and smoke it!

[Crab-twerk, Exit, stage left.]

Thinking a lot about this thread rn.

https://festive.ninja/one-atom-of-justice-one-molecule-of-mercy-and-the-empire-of-unsheathed-knives-alexandra-rowland/

@OldManSteiner I don't know Greg. I just don't know.

Hey thanks for all the giggles #tumblr . I'm gonna miss ya, but just like LiveJournal it's time to move on.

/me glances at Local Timeline, which is making a strange whirring noise. Heat starts to emanate from the screen...

6:45 is /too early/ to be troubleshooting terrible wordpress login pages.

Blind doggo at daycare who tries to make friends but doesn't notice all the other dog-friends have run to the other side of the park.

But then the doggos return and escort the blind pupper back into the pack.

@parrots How old is the scotch?

@bootjack This Python course is killing me. We spend more time debugging the instructor's code she's attempting to present than we do actually learning.

[INSTRUCTOR LEANS OVER MONITOR]

"Wait, is that- are you writing a BURNDOWN SHEET for class?!"

[CLASS BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER, I INEFFECTUALLY COVER MY MONITOR IN SHAME]

"S-shutup! Your MOM is a burndown sheet!"

[RUNS FROM THE ROOM SOBBING]

#DevOps #Scrum #IDrankTheKoolaid

@OldManSteiner: "I don't know what it is about Taggart lately. Ever since last week, he's just seemed... different..."

[all look to Dave, who has a large bandage on his head with a small trickle of blood coming out of it]

"He just seems like..."

[Dave's left eye wanders down and to the left while the right eye remains]

"Like Management Material!"

TFW your boss' boss' boss calls you for a one-on-one immediately following your daily stand-up.

[shiver]

The Destroyer NOA sighted the spacecraft as it descended through a broken Cloud layer at 5000 feet for a landing 5 miles off the bow the cheering Sailors who plucked him out of the sea painted Glenn's footprints on the deck.

@OldManSteiner : WHOOP! WHOOP! New Prodigy Album!

@OldManSteiner : I love new old man techno.

Me: These kids today with their Drake and minimalism and fucking multi-media sonic installations!

Me: [PUTS ON MINISTRY, SHAKES CANE]

@OldManSteiner : WHOOP! WHOOP! New Prodigy Album!

G: I love new old man techno.

Me: These kids today with their Drake and minimalism and fucking multi-media sonic installations! [PUTS ON MINISTRY, SHAKES CANE]