Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 18

“Fortunately I am not the first person to tell you that you will never die. You simply lose your body. You will be the same except you won’t have to worry about rent or mortgages or fashionable clothes. You will be released from sexual obsessions. You will not have drug addictions. You will not need alcohol. You will not have to worry about cellulite or cigarettes or cancer or AIDS or venereal disease. You will be free.”

-- Cookie Mueller, written shortly before her death in 1989.

@OldManSteiner So? Shit's tasty. I drink about 2 liters of tea a day and this is on permanent rotation for me.

Get to make yogurt tonight for breakfast for the next few days. Promised my team tasty focaccia for a potluck tomorrow. And I'm on call.

💤 💤 💤

The one big thing I learned in 2018: Emotional Labor is hard, and I am well-behind the curve on learning how to Social appropriately. Hoping there's an accelerated learning course I can subscribe to.

The second big thing: No matter how good you are on a bicycle, you can still fuck your shit up good and hard before you can blink.

@maenad yay! [Waves]

@maenad The one next to Clark's? I love that store.

@revenant Just as long as we can call Bisexuals "Sultans of Swing."

@brennen I've played both those roles. Don't miss 'em at all, and alcohol no longer holds the same appeal it did even a year ago.

Same token, I do seem to have less time to myself. Less driving around being bored, less rolling cigarettes in Dennys @ 3 AM.

I think I might miss the social aspect. Less vices means less people to fraternize with, I suppose.

Remember those times when all you had to say was “Party tonight, my place” and 40 of your friends would show up outta nowhere and next thing you know it’s the morning you’re hung over and staring at a chocolate handprint on the ceiling while smoking your last Newport?

Need to convince someone else to do that so I don't have to clean up.

Ah so I just got redooted by a "Mister Teatime" and a "Wee Mad Hamish", and ealier today I got to chatting with "Crivens and Ships" on Reddit, and now I'm wondering who else has a #Pratchett or #Discworld inspired nick. Anyone else wanna sound off?

A quote from Tumblr before sunset:

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon (via philosophy-and-coffee)

Swore I wouldn't sign back up with Twitter but all my favorite artists jumped there from Tumblr so...

OK, listened and enjoyed. Lazarus is a better track from what I can tell.

Shine on you glorious duke, missed by all of us below.

Ok, I think I'm finally ready to listen to Blackstar by David Bowie.

Wish me luck.

@BestGirlGrace Think! Access! Protect!

Anxiety! And lo mein! And blame! And orange chicken!

Ha-Haaaaasasssssss*cough cough retch*