Notices by Grace Attorney: Tail Destinies (bestgirlgrace@social.illegalpornography.com)

going to the Tesla dealership, need anything

[image description: a Tesla display taking up at least two wide mall storefronts to sell three cars]

second life, second wife

to any librarians reading this: hell yeah, keep up the good work

taking the bar exam and really hoping there's questions about when you can cross-examine a parrot

well, not off the grid. somewhat less on the grid

I deliberately avoided the "feelies" pun, because I care

@monorail damn, that's insidious

Fuck, Tsukuyomi was really good

@monorail yeah, it's a good hook
there's other good jokes in there, but the anime aesthetic is a little obnoxious, and mikey isn't even the fun kind of self-centered jerk

@wintgenstein I remember, like, talking to my pastor at the time like "so who are the guys in satan's mouth getting chewed up forever, which is supposed to be the worst possible punishment"

and even the guy who was supposed to sell me was like "Oh, those are just politicians Dante didn't like"

@extinct Right? Which is usually right when I gotta go to bed for work. Oppressed by the man

everyone working on the cats movie is a furry, but they're afraid to say anything about it so they just do what they think everyone else wants

okay google how to ask "where's the local place to buy a parasol"

@alexis I'm learning a lot about lisp, and a lot about denim

this is the post equivalent of pouring one out for Healyn

the joke here, of course, is that he spends an awful lot of time platforming and endorsing reactionaries

@DirectorBlack I hear the newer games are really good, but I don't really have time for them.

nationalize the money bin

@petra @SenorOblong I like R, but I wouldn't have enjoyed learning it as my first language. I used it for a stats class, and the non-computer science students did not care for it.

you can tell Garf really is from mysterious foreign lands because he calls it "sitting an exam"