Notices by revenant :transgender: (revenant@mastodon.social)

boost this post if you:

- have a butt
- don't have a butt
- are a butt
- have 2 butts

nobody will know which one

when you use context aware scaling in real life

please don't @ me about the difference between "works for a corporate infosec program named after and run by the FBI" and "works for the FBI". i actually don't care and i don't think it really makes a huge difference w/r/t the trustworthiness involved in running an instance like that

welcome to hackers dot town

cannot overemphasize how badly i misread this license plate

https://gizmodo.com/tumblrs-porn-filter-flags-its-own-examples-of-permitted-1831151178

"Tumblr's Porn Filter Flags Its Own Examples of 'Permitted' Nudity"

i fucking died irl

[clears throat]

whose idea was it to call them "homophobes" instead of "dire straights". thank you. send toot

harry poettering and the [discussion locked and limited to contributors]

it is with much remorse that i announce that due to all of my posts on this site i have been

here's a cat pic from this morning right after Tyson woke up from his warm chair bed

damn shit hell

microsoft doesn't actually own github yet. whatever mundane inconvenient things happen to your repos this week isn't because microsoft decided to personally target you as step one of their multi-billion-dollar business deal

if you dont like it then make a fork. its open source

pda

flowey from undertale w/ pickle rick face. good morning and welcome to hell

"notepad" is trending on twitter because it finally supports *nix line endings. praise jesus

remember when someone sent a package to russia with the address hand-written in mojibake and the russian post had to re-encode this person's handwriting

when there's a lizard