Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 4

Sure I /could/ have a nice arugula salad with my stir-fried turkey nibblets.

But today isn't that day.

Tomorrow not looking so hot neither.

@dave No tire shop?

Habanero ginger syrup. I licked my fingers,and now my tongue is numb.

12m/s is utter horseshit weather to return to and rest assured i *will* be filing a complaint with the ombudsman tomorrow morning.

Gin and Tonic and Kitteh.

@interneteh Nom! Foraged?

I sympathize with the office worker who ends up assigned to research "VomitSexxy69" and everything that username entails.

And as a US-born citizen, I'm wondering how long it'll take before other countries start returning the favor.

It was a nice civilization while it lasted. 😦

My colleague @OldManSteiner@twitter.com has recommended an alternative to ifttt called http://moa.party. We'll give that a try for the moment.

Me: So I've got the enhanced URL testing project, but we now have a use case for multiple security environments. Right?

Team Lead: So?

Me: Well the name isn't just URL-whatever right? It's a general solution for a variety of networks. A Browser-Driven URL Solution, if you will.

TL: No you may not rename the project "BDUs."

Me: AW!

@OldManSteiner https://youtu.be/rmq4JUDzTAw

Me: So I've got the browser-driven URL solution, but we now have a use for several different security environments.

Team Lead: So?

Me: Well the name isn't just URL-whatever right? It's a general solution for a variety of networks. A browser-driven URL Solution.

TL: No you may NOT rename the project BDUs.

Me: AW!

Kitfo is the most sublime realization of beef one can experience. But besides that, Ethiopian food is just all-around delicious. Make a point if you haven't yet tried some.

H: So during our trip there's [FANCY MICHELIN-STAR RESTAURANT] in town. Wanna go?

Me: Eh, what else you got?

H: Ethiopian restaurant in back of a mini-mall?

Me: SOLD.

H and I staring at each other gleefully: "Ha! Taxodium Distichum ARE desiduous conifers, BITCH!"

Me: Okay! I cracked that dumb TLS bug that's been plaguing me since March, lets do some real testing!

Me, 5 seconds later: [WRITING TWITTER BOT TO SPY ON PEOPLES RELATIONSHIP WOES.]

This Jeep is trying to say something...