Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 5

I briefly considered porting JSONPath to my pain-in-the-ass proprietary IDE...

NAAAAAAH! Imma just write a literal string content validation function, and go get a latte instead. This company doesn't pay me enough to fix a vendor's environment.

I should also re-learn python. From not my local community college cuz goddamn instructors have some dumb ideas about teaching the basics.

H: I just took a 10 minute nap and in the time I was asleep I dreamed about a country singer who came out as a transwoman by releasing a song called, "The Man That I Was."

@interneteh Can't argue that.

@interneteh https://www.amazon.com/Daiso-Japans-Elephant-Watering-Can/dp/B017U2SD0O

Sitting here studying mesoamerican tribal pendants and this freakin' cockroach is getting fresh with my left foot. FUCK OFF DUDE.

Truth, Beauty, Freedom, Reasonably-priced Love, and a Soft-boiled Egg. #GNUTerryPratchett

Mmm pancakes!

Quotes w/o Context:

"Scrote Talk with Lexi and Dave sounds less like a punk band and more like an NPR Talk show."

Baking birthday focaccia for my friend.

As long as a person feels pain — he is alive. As long as a person feels someone else's pain — he is a person.

-- Francois Guizot via /u/qwertyas123

OK, so about that last post regarding baby spiders, how am i gonna get them out of my bedroom w/o killing them?

H ended up spending the night on the couch, and has demanded de-spidering this evening.

Me: oh, the spider babies hatched.

H: you're... Very calm about that. How do you feel about the spider babies hatching? Also, WHAT spider babies!?

Me: well... There's spider babies all over the bed all of a sudden. Ergo, some babies must've just hatched.

H: ah. Yes, good point. Um.

Me: yeah. I'm gonna take a shower and some Benadryl. BRB.

H: oh gods they're on my side of the bed now!

Me: oh, the spider babies hatched.

H: you're... Very calm about that. How do you feel about the spider babies hatching? Also, WHAT spider babies!?

Me: well... There's spider babies all over the bed all of a sudden. Ergo, some babies must've just hatched.

H: ah. Yes, good point. Um.

Me: yeah. I'm gonna take a shower and some Benadryl. BRB.

H: oh gods now they're on my side of the Ben now!

I'm done. I just responded to a ticket with the words. "Resolved. Redooted the boopboop. Thx."

#NeedIceCream #AndANap #PossiblyTwoOfEach

I've been teaching myself to think in Metric so I can associate things like Celsius and kmh and m/s with actual "This is what it feels like" memories. Especially while biking.

8 m/s wind gusts? Totally doable.

28C? Better wear riding shorts.

Haven't written in about a month because of wind. Pray for me.

He does not like me looking at the babies.

@breakfastgolem French Canadian Toebean Soup.