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1. Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2019 04:33:02 UTC Shiver Pee Timbers

   Me: oh, the spider babies hatched.

   H: you're... Very calm about that. How do you feel about the spider babies hatching? Also, WHAT spider babies!?

   Me: well... There's spider babies all over the bed all of a sudden. Ergo, some babies must've just hatched.

   H: ah. Yes, good point. Um.

   Me: yeah. I'm gonna take a shower and some Benadryl. BRB.

   H: oh gods they're on my side of the bed now!

2. Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2019 04:29:52 UTC Shiver Pee Timbers

   Me: oh, the spider babies hatched.

   H: you're... Very calm about that. How do you feel about the spider babies hatching? Also, WHAT spider babies!?

   Me: well... There's spider babies all over the bed all of a sudden. Ergo, some babies must've just hatched.

   H: ah. Yes, good point. Um.

   Me: yeah. I'm gonna take a shower and some Benadryl. BRB.

   H: oh gods now they're on my side of the Ben now!