Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 9

Kimchi pancakes for breakfast

[Types 'electro bossa' into youtube]

"Wh-WHY IS THIS ALL SEXY MIXES?!"

Azrael had to lose 5 teeth today.

Az was found in a Taco Bell dumpster in Las Vegas, NM, and I'm guessing they didn't have much in the way of nutrition early in life.

Also, marmalade cats are very rarely female, and Az has a lot of Tom mannerisms. H mentioned this to our vet, who confirmed intersexed cats are a thing and immediately changed Az's pronouns in their chart to They/Them.

My very poor, very stoned little kitten.

@Taweret Bog help me I can't stop please call 911

@Taweret Warning, I suck at graphic design.

@Taweret OK BUT ALSO The Necronomicon would have to be a Muppet and would have it's own speaking lines.

Ash: "Klaatu. Verata. Ummmm..."
Necro: "Come on buddy, you can do it! It's totally an N word! STARTS WITH AN N YOU GOT THIS!"

The actual "Army of Darkness" would be chickens. Undead, metal chickens.

... So we should do a Muppets Fury Road while we're at it, yeah?

@Taweret Miss Piggy: "You found me beautiful once."

The wizard that throws Ash his shotgun would be Gonzo.

Evil Ash would be voiced by Bruce, but would be a giant Sweetums-esque character.

Tumeric and Betony to ease joints and muscles. Kava and Passion Flower to soothe the mind. Skullcap to calm the spirit.

And 100ml of rotgut whiskey to finish the fucking job.

#Potion #YouWILLGoToSleep

Monday is hard for motivation, but I think I figured out the solution.

https://youtu.be/CHMZW9kLpg0

#RiotMonday

Garden 2019 Task #3: Rip out shitty drip tape.

outages-bounces@outages.org is winning hearts and minds with a thread on the FB outage that's 2 days late due to mailing list issues.

The sass is mighty, friends.

outages-bounces@outages.org is winning hearts and minds with a thread on FB that's 2 days late. The sass is mighty, friends.

Beto O'Rourke.

Cult of the Dead Cow.

Did NOT see that coming.

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-politics-beto-orourke/

#CDC #CultoftheDeadCow #Hactivism #Beto

@OldManSteiner also used in the UK

@renardroi Oh this is very very good! The hair braid is gorgeous, and the clothing especially the stitching and creasing is very well done!

https://vimeo.com/322620538

Oh sure I /could/ be studying normal probability distribution right now....

BUT I AIN'T. 👅 👅 👅

@interneteh @lawremipsum That is a relief. I don't know anything about the situation or your environment and I jumped to a dark conclusion. Glad to hear it wasn't due to malice!

DANCE PARTY

@lawremipsum @interneteh My sentiments exactly, lawrem. Did CPS get involved and is the child in a safe place now?