Notices by shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 15:25:47 UTC

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I'm glad pleroma shows the filenames when I post tencos

otherwise I hate it
tenshi59.jpg

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 15:24:06 UTC

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#sfw please look
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shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Dec-2018 20:33:17 UTC

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εαλ
sampo

@eal @sampo here u go https://shitposter.club/attachment/1583652

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 04:14:38 UTC

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おはよー！！起きてー！！カンカンカンカン！！カンカンカンカンカン！！朝だよ！！外明るい！！ねえねえ！！見て見て！！すごい！！外！！明るい！！！！カンカンカンカンカンカンカンカン！！カンカンカンカン！！

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 18:07:45 UTC

shp

Greetings my fellow Shitposters,

I am back from my journey. In case you were wondering, after 2 years on SPC I went to the mountains searching for the gift from gods to bring back to king @moonman and his kingdom. During this time my evil clone @shpufeff has been taking my place. In the mountains I encountered the Wise Men who gave me what I was seeking.

Today on my 100000th post I present this thing called "Siege at SPC" which is a video game created in celebration of this nice lil website. It can be found here:
https://shp.itch.io/siege-at-spc

The game is a 3rd person 3d shooter with online co-op play (single player is also there), and it has been designed to be playable even on high pings (across continents). In this game you defend the Pile of PHP Garbage from the attacking Extinct Mammals. The game comes with Windows and Linux builds, both can be found on the itch io site.

The archives contain the dedicated server binaries if you want to host your own dedicated server, but someone nice also hosted a server for me, so if you want to hop in and play with others, connect to this address 185.53.131.134
OPSEC DISCLAIMER: if you don't want the server owner to connect your nick to your ip address, don't use the same nickname in-game, or use a VPN or something.

Huge thanks to @lebronjames75 for helping with the music and also a lot of playtesting and balancing help.

https://img.itch.zone/aW1hZ2UvMzIzNzA3LzE1OTkxODAucG5n/original/MeBE%2F3.png
https://img.itch.zone/aW1hZ2UvMzIzNzA3LzE1OTkxNzkucG5n/original/uBQcEE.png
https://img.itch.zone/aW1hZ2UvMzIzNzA3LzE1OTkxNzgucG5n/original/qkZax5.png

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 10:06:58 UTC

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in reply to

@hakui @sathariel welp https://shitposter.club/attachment/2349445

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Sep-2018 21:37:46 UTC

shp

I need more water

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 03-Sep-2018 18:33:26 UTC

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lambadalambda

@lain wrong pic https://shitposter.club/attachment/1156382

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 14:00:11 UTC

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reminder https://shitposter.club/attachment/908614 https://shitposter.club/attachment/908615 https://shitposter.club/attachment/939118

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 17-Aug-2018 04:22:30 UTC

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life hack: if you work you get money

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 08:34:38 UTC

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in reply to

@hakui @mayuutann oh you know https://shitposter.club/file/452fb51eafc5fe3ca88e57382ed679e4af3b7bcaccbfde4769ab21c4acd26102.jpg

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Aug-2018 05:37:09 UTC

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Greetings dear friend,
My name is shpuld "shp" shpuldson and I am the prince of Finland and I seek for your assistance with heavy compensation. I have lost access to my great mämmi reserve and I need a small amount of money to get it back. I would ask you to send me 5000 Finnish marks in exchange for half of the mämmi. Please reply to this message with your credit card details and your billing address and I will take care of the rest. I'm looking forward to your reply.

shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2018 14:14:15 UTC

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