Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 15
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 04:59:45 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, December 02, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 12 hours and 21 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (17% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 43 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1831, Traugott Maximilian Eberwein: Composer, dies at 56 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 04:31:39 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was an old man name Toot, who had warts all over his root. He put acid on these, and now when he pees, he fingers his root like a flute. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Dec-2018 22:01:40 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Orange: Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Dec-2018 04:59:43 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, December 01, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 12 hours and 21 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (26% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 47.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1580, Giovanni Morone: Italian Theologian / diplomat / cardinal, dies at 71 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Dec-2018 04:31:37 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke the worst thing about Tor jokes is that no one gets where you're coming from - switchingtoguns -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 22:01:35 UTC Storm Dragon
There once was a fellow named Potts, who was prone to having the trots. But his humble abode, was without a commode. So his carpet was covered with spots. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 17:34:45 UTC Storm Dragon
Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the bashtuner project: git@gitlab.com:stormdragon2976/bashtuner Now shows the note you are playing, but takes a bit longer to switch to the next one. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 04:59:39 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, November 30, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 12 hours and 21 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (37% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 50.1 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1947, Day after UN decree for Israel, Jewish settlements attacked -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 04:31:32 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There once was a fellow O'Doole, who found little red spots on his tool. His doctor, a cynic, said, "get out of me clinic, and wipe off that lipstick you fool!" -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 30-Nov-2018 22:01:32 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 30-Nov-2018 04:59:36 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, November 29, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 hours and 21 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (48% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 43 degrees fahrenheit. Happy #Thanksgiving! This day in history, 1967, British troops withdraw from Aden and South Yemen -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 30-Nov-2018 04:31:29 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 29-Nov-2018 22:01:28 UTC Storm Dragon
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 29-Nov-2018 05:00:25 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 0 carbohydrates on Wednesday, November 28, 2018. I was under by 17 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 29-Nov-2018 04:59:40 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, November 28, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 3 hours and 08 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (59% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 23.8 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1941, First prototype Grumman XTBF-1 Avenger, BuNo 2539, suffers fire in bomb bay during test flight out of Long Island, New York factory airfield, forcing pilot Hobart Cook and engineer Gordon Israel to bail out. (Joe Mizrahi source cites date of accident as 28 August 1941.) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 29-Nov-2018 04:31:24 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young girl named McCall, whose cunt was exceedingly small. But the size of her anus, was something quite heinous. It could hold seven dicks and one ball. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Nov-2018 22:01:24 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Claire: Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Nov-2018 04:59:27 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, November 27, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 3 hours and 08 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (70% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 25.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1943, 31st CFL Grey Cup: Hamilton Flying Wildcats defeat Winn Bombers, 23-14 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Nov-2018 04:31:21 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young squaw of Wohunt, who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, produced no papooses, and fitted both giant and runt. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Nov-2018 22:01:21 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. !joke