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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 14

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 04:30:31 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Rosalina, a pretty young lass, had a truly magnificent ass. Not rounded and pink, as you possibly think, it was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 04:30:31 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 10-Dec-2018 22:00:31 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    As the elevator car left our floor, big Sue caught her chest in the door. She yelled a good deal, but had they been real, she'd yelled a whole lot more. !joke
    In conversation Monday, 10-Dec-2018 22:00:31 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 10-Dec-2018 01:07:48 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    I won a game of Cards Against Humanity with a total of 12 cards! This is my eleventh win! #RSGames
    In conversation Monday, 10-Dec-2018 01:07:48 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 04:58:29 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, December 08, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 11 hours and 16 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (3% of Full) Outside it is Light Snow and 32.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1936, NAACP files suit to equalize salaries of black and white teachers
    In conversation Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 04:58:29 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 04:30:23 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke the problem with RSA jokes is, they get stolen before one can tell 'em (corrected the typo) - thealuc
    In conversation Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 04:30:23 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 22:00:22 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 22:00:22 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 16:44:31 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Here is my Amazon Wishlist for those who were asking what I want for the Christmas/Winter Solstice Holidays. Thanks y'all, and happy Holidays, for whatever you celebrate.
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 16:44:31 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 04:58:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, December 07, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 11 hours and 16 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (1% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 30.8 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1940, First flight of the Fairey Barracuda prototype P1767.
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 04:58:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 04:30:19 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #28: CPU radiator broken
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 04:30:19 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 22:00:19 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 22:00:19 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 04:58:22 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, December 06, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 11 hours and 16 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 31.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1969,
    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 04:58:22 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 04:30:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 04:30:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 06-Dec-2018 22:00:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 06-Dec-2018 22:00:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 22:00:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 22:00:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 04:58:14 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, December 04, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 12 hours and 21 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (5% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 38.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1984, John Rock: US co-developer of anti-conceptiepil, dies at 94
    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 04:58:14 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 04:30:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #66: bit bucket overflow
    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 04:30:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 22:00:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 22:00:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 04:58:11 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, December 03, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 12 hours and 21 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (10% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 43.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1970, 37 Squadron Special Flight 602; in Yukon 106922,; flew families and members of the Quebec FLQ Organization to Cuba. Their exile to Cuba was a trade off for the release of kidnapped James Cross and exemption from prosecution for the murder of Pierre Laporte.
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 04:58:11 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 04:30:05 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke I don't make SQLi jokes myself, I get them FROM USERS - Complex360
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 04:30:05 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 22:00:04 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Boss: Shouting "Little Johnny come to my office right now..." Little Johnny: "Yes sir"! Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?" Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right". Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?" Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"! Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?" Little Johnny: "I told him he's right!" !joke
    In conversation Monday, 03-Dec-2018 22:00:04 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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