Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 13
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-2018 04:58:29 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, December 16, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 6 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (67% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 44.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1960, -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-2018 04:30:23 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 22:00:23 UTC Storm Dragon
A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke -
Chris (challman@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2017 05:29:53 UTC Chris
@storm arch, really? I run Fedora on all mine. Just installed Minecraft today for my daughter. She's in heaven now! 🤣
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 04:58:27 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, December 15, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 6 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (57% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 40.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, , -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 04:30:19 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #280: Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Dec-2018 22:00:20 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Dec-2018 04:58:22 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, December 14, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 6 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (47% of Full) Outside it is Light Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 39.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1965, A Learjet 23 executive transport shows off its impressive capabilities by climbing to 40,000 feet (12,000 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Dec-2018 04:30:15 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: Why were the Indians here first? A: They had reservations. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Dec-2018 22:00:15 UTC Storm Dragon
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Dec-2018 04:58:17 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, December 13, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 6 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (38% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 37.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1942, U. S. Navy PBY Catalina flying boats begin night harassment raids against Munda airfield. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Dec-2018 04:30:13 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young parson named Bings, who talked about God and such things. But his secret desire, was a boy in the choir, with a bottom like jelly on springs. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Dec-2018 22:00:13 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Dec-2018 04:58:13 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, December 12, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 6 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (29% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 30.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1957, Major Adrian Drew sets a new world speed record, in a modified F-101 Voodoo, of 1,943 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Dec-2018 04:30:08 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty, who lifted her nightie, T'was Roger the Lodger by god! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 22:00:09 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 04:58:14 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, December 11, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 6 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (21% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 37.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1931, Japan leaves the Golden Standard -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 04:30:04 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: How do fish get high? A: Seaweed. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 22:00:04 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 04:58:35 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, December 10, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 6 hours and 07 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (14% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 29.1 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1963, The United States Air Force