Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 12
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 22:00:45 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Howie: Howie who? Howie gonna hide this body? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 21:22:04 UTC Storm Dragon
Storm Dragon pushed changes to the controls branch of the tintin-rsgames project: git@gitlab.com:stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames Rudimentary menu system in place using the arrow keys. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 04:58:48 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, December 21, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Full Outside it is Clear and 45.1 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1928, Luigi Cadorna: Italian Field Marshal (WWI, Caporetto), dies at 78 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 04:30:41 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, when she found she had no tit for Tat. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Dec-2018 22:00:41 UTC Storm Dragon
Confucius say, "Man who smoke pot will choke on handle." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Dec-2018 04:58:48 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, December 20, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (97% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 44.8 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1942, Jean Gilbert [Max Winterfield]: German composer, dies at 63 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Dec-2018 04:30:39 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell. - deinspanjer -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 12:05:16 UTC Storm Dragon
@davehunt maybvrepull, and get it from gitlab because I will eventually close my GitHub. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 04:58:40 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, December 19, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (91% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 39.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1968, Jennifer Devine: Portland, Oregon -- Rower (1996 Olympics) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 04:30:34 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 01:30:16 UTC Storm Dragon
Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the tintin-rsgames project: git@gitlab.com:stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames Moved the session stuff to the program start event. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 01:28:11 UTC Storm Dragon
Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the tintin-rsgames project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames Moved the session stuff to the program start event. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 22:00:34 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 04:59:30 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, December 18, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (84% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 31.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1734, Jean-Baptiste Rey: Composer -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 04:30:30 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #105: UPS interrupted the server's power -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 01:10:21 UTC Storm Dragon
I won a game of Cards Against Humanity with a total of 12 cards! This is my twelfth win! #RSGames -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 22:00:30 UTC Storm Dragon
There was a man from Capri, who tried to piss over a tree. The tree was too high, and it dripped in his eye, and now the poor dude can't see. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 04:58:31 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, December 17, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (76% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 46.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1967, Vincent Damphousse: Montreal, Quebec -- NHL center (Montreal Canadiens) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 04:30:27 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the lightbulb. - TimelessP -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-2018 22:00:27 UTC Storm Dragon
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke