Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 11
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Dec-2018 04:31:07 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #419: Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Dec-2018 22:01:08 UTC Storm Dragon
There once was a lass called Louise, whose cunt smelt like Limburger Cheese, she leaked so much grunge, that she purchased a sponge, that sopped up the muck to her knees. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Dec-2018 20:57:32 UTC Storm Dragon
What does this stuff have to do with the post it is in reply to? -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Dec-2018 04:59:08 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, December 27, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (63% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 38.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1949, US carriers American Airlines and TWA begin coast-to coast coach-class flights with 60-passenger DC-4 s, charging US $110 one-way. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Dec-2018 04:31:03 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty, who lifted her nightie, T'was Roger the Lodger by god! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Dec-2018 22:01:04 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Howie: Howie who? Howie gonna hide this body? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Dec-2018 04:59:07 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, December 26, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 9 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (74% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 29.1 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1993, Comedian Rodney Dangerfield (72) weds Joan Child (41) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Dec-2018 04:31:00 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Dec-2018 22:00:59 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Boo: Boo who? It's ok, don't cry! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Dec-2018 04:59:11 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, December 25, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (84% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 29.8 degrees fahrenheit. Merry #Christmas! This day in history, 2012, The crew of an Air Bagan Fokker 100 with 71 people on board for a domestic flight in Burma from Rangoon to Heho via Mandalay mistakes a road for the runway while descending to land at Heho in heavy fog, hits power lines, and crash-lands either on the road or in a neaby rice paddy and burns, killing a tour guide and injuring eleven other people aboard the plane. A man on the ground riding a bicycle also is killed. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Dec-2018 04:30:57 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 22:00:57 UTC Storm Dragon
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 04:58:57 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, December 24, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (91% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 28.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1799, Jakobijns plot against Napoleon uncovered -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 04:30:52 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke The sad thing about german #Wikipedia is... deleted for not being relevant. - 0x52_de -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 22:00:52 UTC Storm Dragon
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, gently stroking his madam. And great was his mirth, for on all of this earth, there were only two balls and he had 'em! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 04:58:54 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, December 23, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (97% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 42.8 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1915, Roland Leighton: Dies at 20 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 04:30:49 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young man from the Coast, who had an affair with a ghost. At the height of orgasm, said the pallid phantasm, "I think I can feel it -- almost!" -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 22:00:50 UTC Storm Dragon
Stanley, an anal young fool, made sculptures out of his stool. His version of "A Thinker" was really a stinker, but the portrait of Madonna was cool! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 04:58:51 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, December 22, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Full Outside it is Clear and 29.5 degrees fahrenheit. Happy #Winter #Solstice! This day in history, 1899, Gustaf Gruendgens: Duesseldorf, Germany -- Actor / director (M) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 04:30:45 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it'd be a foot!