Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 10
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 04-Jan-2019 04:59:34 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, January 03, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 17 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (3% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 48 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1997, Bryant Gumbel co-hosted his final -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 04-Jan-2019 04:31:29 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #398: Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 22:01:30 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Claire: Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 04:59:33 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, January 02, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 16 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (8% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 45.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1776, Austria ends interregation torture -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 04:31:25 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What do cars eat on their toast? A: Traffic jam. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Jan-2019 22:01:25 UTC Storm Dragon
Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Jan-2019 04:59:30 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, January 01, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 15 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (14% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 40.2 degrees fahrenheit. happy new year! This day in history, 1923, Chalmers Goodlin: US test pilot (XS-1) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Jan-2019 04:31:22 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jan-2019 22:01:23 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Orange: Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jan-2019 04:59:23 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, December 31, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 14 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (22% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 60.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1971, Brent Barry: NBA guard (LA Clippers) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jan-2019 04:31:18 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke The worst thing about jokes is the ridiculous TTL :P - dcept905 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 31-Dec-2018 22:01:18 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 31-Dec-2018 16:20:37 UTC Storm Dragon
Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the bashtuner project: git@gitlab.com:stormdragon2976/bashtuner Minor updates. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 31-Dec-2018 04:59:21 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, December 30, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 13 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (31% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 41.9 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 2012, Myanmar Air Force jets and attack helicopters strike rebel Kachin Independence Army forces in northern Myanmar. The Government of Myanmar at first denies the strikes, but eventually will admit to them on 2 January 2013. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 31-Dec-2018 04:31:15 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What's the biggest pencil in the world? A: Pennsylvania. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Dec-2018 22:01:14 UTC Storm Dragon
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Dec-2018 04:59:16 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, December 29, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (41% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 39.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1949, Entered Service: Lockheed F-94 Starfire with the United States Air Force -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Dec-2018 04:31:11 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Dec-2018 22:01:11 UTC Storm Dragon
There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Dec-2018 04:59:12 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, December 28, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 11 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (52% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1990, Ed van der Elsken: Dutch photographer (Sweet Life), dies at 65