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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 9

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 11-Jan-2019 04:31:57 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who run behind car get exhausted."
    In conversation Friday, 11-Jan-2019 04:31:57 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 22:01:55 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 22:01:55 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 04:59:58 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, January 09, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 23 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (15% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 34.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1960, Death of Ernesto Cabruna, Italian WWI fighter ace.
    In conversation Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 04:59:58 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 04:31:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do you call a famous fish? A: A starfish!
    In conversation Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 04:31:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 22:01:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 22:01:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 04:59:56 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, January 08, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 22 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (9% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 54.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1989, Ken McMillan: Actor (Malone, Concrete Beat), dies of heart attack at 56
    In conversation Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 04:59:56 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 04:31:48 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? A: Because it's pointless!
    In conversation Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 04:31:48 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 22:01:48 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 22:01:48 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 04:59:51 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, January 07, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 21 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (4% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 43.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1967, U.S. Navy Lockheed P-2 Neptune on training mission with nine Naval Reservists on board, on out-and-back flight from the Naval Air Facility, Andrews AFB, Maryland, crashes in light rainstorm near Upper Marlboro, Maryland, killing all crew. Neptune disappeared from radar at 1107 hrs., impacting in wooded area, digging crater 10 feet deep, 30 feet wide, 100 feet long. Airframe completely disintegrates, said Lt. Cmdr. Don Maunder.
    In conversation Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 04:59:51 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 04:31:45 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke I'm working on a bittorrent joke, but I only have about 30% and nobody's seeding! - gveloper
    In conversation Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 04:31:45 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 07-Jan-2019 22:01:44 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Scold: Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 07-Jan-2019 22:01:44 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 07-Jan-2019 04:59:46 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, January 06, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 20 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (1% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 40 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1993, John B
    In conversation Monday, 07-Jan-2019 04:59:46 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 07-Jan-2019 04:31:40 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There was an old man from Harrow, who tried to have sex with a sparrow, the sparrow said "No, you can't have a go, as the hole in my ass is too narrow."
    In conversation Monday, 07-Jan-2019 04:31:40 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 22:01:42 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? I am: I am who? You mean you don't know who you are? !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 22:01:42 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 04:59:42 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, January 05, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 19 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Clear and 35 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1981,
    In conversation Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 04:59:42 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 04:31:37 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #439: Hot Java has gone cold
    In conversation Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 04:31:37 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 05-Jan-2019 22:03:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

    The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

    The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 05-Jan-2019 22:03:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 05-Jan-2019 05:01:35 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, January 04, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 18 days, 14 hours and 24 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (1% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 46.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, ,
    In conversation Saturday, 05-Jan-2019 05:01:35 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 05-Jan-2019 04:31:34 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #120: we just switched to FDDI.
    In conversation Saturday, 05-Jan-2019 04:31:34 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 04-Jan-2019 22:01:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a dentist named Malone who had a young girl patient alone. In his depravity, he filled the wrong cavity, God, how his practice has grown! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 04-Jan-2019 22:01:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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