Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 17
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 04:59:05 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, November 20, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 14 hours and 41 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (95% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 31.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1757, Giovanni Battista Gaiani: Composer -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-2018 04:30:55 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Nov-2018 22:00:54 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Nov-2018 04:58:57 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, November 19, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 14 hours and 41 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (89% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 43 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1926, Jeane J Kirkpatrick: Duncan, Oklahoma -- US ambassador to UN (R) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Nov-2018 04:30:51 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 22:00:51 UTC Storm Dragon
There once was a bird with a golden bill, it came to purch on my windowsill. I lured it in with a piece of bread, then I squashed its fucking head! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 04:59:49 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 17.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, November 18, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 04:58:53 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, November 18, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 14 hours and 41 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (82% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 35.9 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 2009, Pel-Air Westwind ditching or Norfolk Island ditching was an aircraft accident near Norfolk Island. A Westwind II jet operated by Pel-Air was conducting an air ambulance flight for CareFlight International when it was forced to ditch after being unable to land in bad weather and not having sufficient fuel to divert to an alternate destination. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 04:30:51 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke If you GET an HTTP joke, you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD. - itpastorn -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 22:00:48 UTC Storm Dragon
Why do mermaid wear sea-shells? Because b-shells are too small. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 04:59:44 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 6.00 carbohydrates on Saturday, November 17, 2018. I was under by 11.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 04:58:49 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, November 17, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 14 hours and 41 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (74% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 34.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1992, Blue Jay Nigel Wilson is 1st pick of Marlins in expansion draft -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 04:30:44 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke WEP cracking - the first sport to introduce replay - CwGGeNiuS -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 22:00:43 UTC Storm Dragon
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true, daisy, Daisy, wouldn't you like to screw? I really must beg your pardon, but I've got a hell of a hard-on. From beating my meat, against the seat, of a bicycle built for two. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 04:59:39 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 21.00 carbohydrates on Friday, November 16, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 04:58:46 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, November 16, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 21 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (65% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 31.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1980, Imogen Hassall: Countess of Cleavage (Carry on Lovng), suicide at 37 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2018 04:30:40 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #189: SCSI's too wide. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-2018 04:59:37 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 10.70 carbohydrates on Thursday, November 15, 2018. I was under by 6.30 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-2018 04:58:46 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, November 15, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 20 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (56% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 34.9 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1961, UN bans nuclear arms -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 16-Nov-2018 04:30:36 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."