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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 18

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 22:00:37 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A blond lady was sick of everyone saying blonds are dumb, so she decided to prove them wrong. She memorized the capitol for each state. The next day, as a coworker started telling a blond joke, she interupted, "Stop that," she said, "we are just as smart as anyone else, and I'll prove it. Ask me what the capitol of any state is and I will tell you." "Ok," the coworker replied, "How about Alabama?" "A" she exclaimed. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 22:00:37 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 04:58:38 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, November 14, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 19 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (46% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 37.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1982, Joachim Stutschewsky: Composer, dies at 91
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 04:58:38 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 04:30:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Nov-2018 04:30:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 22:00:32 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 22:00:32 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 04:59:29 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 12.00 carbohydrates on Tuesday, November 13, 2018. I was under by 5.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 04:59:29 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 04:58:42 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, November 13, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 18 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (37% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 45 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1949, Roger Steen: Rock guitarist / vocalist (Tubes)
    In conversation Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 04:58:42 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 04:30:29 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Woman sit on mans lap in car soon get hotrod."
    In conversation Wednesday, 14-Nov-2018 04:30:29 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 22:00:28 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat it aint funny !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 22:00:28 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 04:59:25 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 10.60 carbohydrates on Monday, November 12, 2018. I was under by 6.40 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 04:59:25 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 04:58:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, November 12, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 17 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (28% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 38.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1912, A Curtiss Triad becomes the first aircraft to be launched by catapult, at the US Navy
    In conversation Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 04:58:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 04:30:25 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What's the importance of punctuation? A: You can either help your uncle, Jack, off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.
    In conversation Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 04:30:25 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 22:00:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Man who read woman like book prefer Braille." !joke
    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 22:00:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 04:59:06 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 8.00 carbohydrates on Wednesday, November 07, 2018. I was under by 9.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 04:59:06 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 04:58:14 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, November 07, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Overcast and 53.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1942, Nos. 427, 428 and 429 (Bomber) Squadrons were formed in England.
    In conversation Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 04:58:14 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 04:30:06 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke In the check out at the store, a nun was advising the poor. "Hey you in front! That's to many items you cunt! And they don't take food stamps for beer ya dumb whore!"
    In conversation Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 04:30:06 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 22:00:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What are the best kind of letters to read in hot weather? Fan mail. !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 22:00:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 04:59:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 17.50 carbohydrates on Tuesday, November 06, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 04:59:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 04:58:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, November 06, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 11 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Clear and 45 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1956, A Boeing B-47E-60-BW Stratojet, 51-2421, c/n 450474, of the 96th Bombardment Wing, Altus AFB, Oklahoma, suffers engine trouble while on a routine training mission late Tuesday, crashing on a farm near Hobart, Oklahoma, killing four crew. According to Ranson Hancock, publisher of the Hobart Democrat Chief, the bomber hit the ground about 320 yards W of a barn owned by Charles C. Harris, skidded into the barn and exploded. Officials identified the victims as Maj. Joseph E. Wilford, aircraft commander, Capt. Francis P. Bouschard, pilot, Capt. Lee D. Ellis, Jr., instructor-aircraft observer, all having families at Altus, and 1st Lt. Andrew J. Toalson, observer, Bartlesville, Oklahoma.
    In conversation Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 04:58:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 04:30:03 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #411: Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
    In conversation Wednesday, 07-Nov-2018 04:30:03 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Nov-2018 22:00:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Shelby: Shelby who? Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes! !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Nov-2018 22:00:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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